hi there,i'm shahid.

// shahid.js — handle with care
 
const shahid = {
  name: "Shahid",
  skills: ["JS", "TS", "Python", "C++", "React", "Bots"],
  teaLevel: 100,  // critical resource
  bugs: 0,        // (this is a lie)
  available: true
};
 
function drinkTea() {
  shahid.teaLevel += 50;
  shahid.productivity *= 1.8;
  return "much better";
}
 
function fixBug(bug) {
  if (Math.random() > 0.5) {
    return "fixed! (created 2 new bugs though)";
  }
  return "have you tried turning it off and on again?";
}
 
async function deployToProduction() {
  console.log("running tests...");
  await sleep(400); // prayer-based testing
  console.log("tests: skipped (we live dangerously)");
  console.log("deploying... 🚀");
  return "deployed. fingers crossed.";
}
 
// main
drinkTea();
deployToProduction();
console.log("shahid.available:", shahid.available);